Henry IV, Part 1 (Quarto 1, 1598)
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1520
Enter Hotspur, Worcester, Lord Mortimer,
¶
Owen Glendower.
¶Mor. These promises are faire, the parties sure,
¶And our induction ful of prosperous hope.
¶Hot. Lord Mortimer, and coosen Glendower wil you sit down?
¶and Vncle Worcester; a plague vpon it I haue forgot the map.
¶Glendow. No here it is; sit Coosen Percy, sit good Coosen
¶heauen.
¶Hot. And you in hell, as oft as he heares Owen Glendower
¶spoke of.
1535Glen. I cannot blame him; at my natiuity
¶The front of heauen was full of fiery shapes
¶The frame and huge foundation of the earth
¶Shaked like a coward.
1540Hot. Why so it woulde haue done at the same season if your
¶mothers cat had but kittend, though your selfe had neuer beene
¶borne.
¶Glen. I say the earth did shake when I was borne.
¶Glen. The heauens were all on fire, the earth did tremble,
1550And not in feare of your natiuity,
¶In strange eruptions, oft the teeming earth
¶Is with a kind of collicke pincht and vext,
¶By the imprisoning of vnruly wind
1555Within her vvombe, vvhich for enlargement striuing
¶Shakes the old Beldame earth, and topples down
¶Our Grandam earth, hauing this distemprature
¶To tell you once againe that at my birth
¶The front of heauen vvas full of fiery shapes,
¶The goates ran from the mountaines, and the heards
1565Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields.
¶I am not in the roule of commen men:
¶Where is he liuing clipt in with the sea,
1570That chides the bancks of England, Scotland, Wales,
¶Which cals me pupil or hath read to me?
¶And bring him out that is but womans sonne?
¶Can trace me in the tedious waies of Arte,
¶And hold me pace in deepe experiments.
¶Ile to dinner.
1580But wil they come when you do cal for them
¶By telling truth. Tel truth and shame the deuil:
1585If thou haue power to raise him bring him hither,
¶Oh while you liue tel truth and shame the deuil.
¶Mor. Come, come, no more of this vnprofitable chat.
1590Glen. Three times hath Henry Bullenbrooke made head
¶Against my power, thrice from the bankes of Wye,
¶Booteles home, and weather beaten backe.
¶Hot. Home without bootes, and in foule weather too,
¶How scapes he agues in the deuils name?
¶According to our three fold order tane.
1600Mor. The Archdeacon hath diuided it
¶Into three limits very equally:
¶England from Trent, and Seuerne hitherto,
1605And al the fertile land within that bound
¶To Owen Glendower: and deare coose to you
¶The remnant Northward lying off from Trent,
¶And our indentures tripartite are drawn,
¶Which being sealed enterchangeably,
¶To morrow coosen Percy you and I
¶To meet your father and the Scottish power,
¶As is appointed vs at Shrewsbury.
1615My father Glendower is not ready yet,
¶Within that space you may haue drawne together
¶Your tenants, friends, and neighbouring gentlemen.
1620And in my conduct shall your Ladies come,
¶For there wil be a world of water shed,
¶Vpon the parting of your wiues and you.
¶Hot. Me thinks my moity North from Burton here,
1625In quantity equals not one of yours,
¶See how this riuer comes me cranking in,
¶And cuts me from the best of all my land,
¶Ile haue the currant in this place damnd vp,
¶In a new channell faire and euenly,
¶To rob me of so rich a bottome here.
¶continent as much as on the other side it takes from you.
¶Wor. Yea but a little charge wil trench him here,
1640And on this Northside win this cape of land,
¶And then he runs straight and euen.
¶Glen. Ile not haue it altred.
¶Hot. Will not you?
¶Glen. Why that will I.
¶For I was traind vp in the English court,
¶Where being but yong I framed to the harpe
¶Many an English ditty louely well,
¶And gaue the tongue a helpeful ornament,
1655A vertue that was neuer seene in you.
¶Hot. Marry and I am glad of it with all my hart,
¶I had rather be a kitten and cry mew,
¶I had rather heare a brazen cansticke turnd,
1660Or a drie wheele grate on the exle tree,
¶And that would set my teeth nothing an edge,
¶Tis like the forc't gate of a shuffling nag.
¶To any well deseruing friend:
¶But in the way of bargaine marke ye me,
¶Ile cauill on the ninth part of a haire,
¶Are the Indentures drawn, shal we be gone?
¶Ile haste the writer, and withal
¶Breake with your, wiues of your departure hence,
¶I am afraid my daughter will run mad,
1675So much she doteth on her Mortimer.
Exit_
¶With telling me of the Moldwarp and the Ant,
1680Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies,
¶And of a Dragon and a finles fish,
¶A clipwingd Griffin and a molten rauen,
¶A couching Leon and a ramping Cat,
1685As puts me from my faith. I tel you what,
¶In reckoning vp the seueral Diuels names
¶That were his lackies, I cried hum, and wel go to,
1690But markt him not a word. O he is as tedious
¶As a tyred horse, a railing wife,
¶With cheese and garlike in a Windmil far,
¶Then feed on cates and haue him talke to me,
¶Mor. In faith he is a worthy gentleman,
¶Exceedingly well read and profited
¶In strange concealements, valiant as a lion,
¶And wondrous affable; and as bountifull
¶He holds your temper in a high respect
1705I warrant you that man is not aliue
¶Might so haue tempted him as you haue done,
¶Without the tast of danger and reproofe,
¶But do not vse it oft, let me intreat you.
¶Wor. In faith my Lord you are too wilfull blame,
1710And since your comming hither haue done enough
¶To put him quite besides his patience,
¶You must needes learne Lord to amend this fault,
¶And thats the dearest grace it renders you,
¶Defect of maners, want of gouernment,
¶The least of which hanting a noble man,
1720Vpon the beauty of all parts besides,
¶Beguiling them of commendation.
¶Here come our wiues, and let vs take our leaue.
1725
Enter Glendower with the Ladies.
¶Shal follow in your conduct speedily.
¶
Glendower speakes to her in Welsh, and she answeres
¶
him in the same.
¶good vpon.
¶
The Ladie speakes in Welsh.
1740I am too perfect in, and but for shame
¶
The Ladie againe in welsh.
¶And thats a feeling disputation,
1745But I will neuer be a truant loue,
¶Till I haue learnt thy language, for thy tongue
¶Sung by a faire Queene in a summers bowre,
¶
The Lad e speakes againe in Welsh.
1755And rest your gentle head vpon her lap,
¶And on your eyelids crowne the God of sleepe,
1760As is the difference betwixt day and night,
¶The houre before the heauenly harnest teeme
¶By that time will our booke I thinke be drawne.
¶Hang in the aire a thousand leagues from hence,
¶Hot. Come Kate, thou art perfect in lying downe,
1770Come quick, quick, that I may lay my head in thy lap.
¶
The musicke playes.
1775And tis no maruaile he is so humorous,
¶Birlady he is a good musition.
¶For you are altogither gouernd by humors,
1780Hot. I had rather heare lady my brache howle in Irish.
¶Hotsp. No.
1785Hotsp. Neither, tis a womans fault.
¶La. Nowe God helpe thee.
¶La. Whats that?
1790
Here the Ladie sings a welsh song.
¶makers wife, not you in good sooth, and as true as I liue, and as
¶And giuest such sarcenet surety for thy oathes,
¶Sweare me Kate like a ladie as thou art,
1800A good mouthfilling oath, and leaue in sooth,
¶To veluet gards, and Sunday Citizens.
¶Come sing.
1805Hot. Tis the next way to turne tayler, or be redbrest teacher,
¶and the indentures be drawn ile away within these two houres,
¶and so come in when ye will.
Exit._
¶Glen. Come, come, Lord Mortimer, you are as slow,
1810As Hot. Lord Percy is on fire to go:
¶By this our booke is drawne, weele but seale,
¶And then to horse immediatlie.
¶Mor. With all my hart.
Exeunt._
