¶Pr. What
sai
st thou mi
stris quickly, how doth thy hu
sband?
2100I loue him well, he is an hone
st man.
¶Host. Good my Lord heare me?
¶Falst. Preethe let her alone, and li
st to me.
¶Prin. What
sai
st thou iacke.
2105Falst. The other night I fel a
sleepe here, behind the Arras, and
¶had my pocket pickt, this hou
se is turn'd baudy hou
se, they pick
¶Prin. What did
st thou loo
se iacke?
¶Fal. Wilt thou beleeue me Hall, three or foure bonds of forty
2110pound a peece, and a
seale ring of my grandfathers.
¶Prin. A trifle,
some eight penie matter.
¶Host. So I told him my Lord, and I
said I heard your grace
say
¶so: & my lord he
speakes mo
st vilely of you, like a foule mouthd
2115man as he is, and
said he would cudgel you.
¶Ho. Theres neither faith, truth, nor womanhood in me el
se.
2120Fal. Theres no more faith in thee then in a
stued prune, nor
¶no more truth in thee then in a drawn fox, and for womandood
¶maid marion may be the deputies wife of the ward to thee. Go
¶Host. Say what thing, what thing?
2125Fal. What thing? why a thing to thanke God on.
¶Ho. I am nothing to thanke God on, I would thou
should
st
¶know it, I am an hone
st mans wife, and
setting thy knighthood
¶a
side, thou art a knaue to call me
so.
¶Fal. Setting thy womanhood a
side, thou art a bea
st to
say o-
¶Host. Say, what bea
st, thou knaue thou?
¶Falst. What bea
st? why an Otter.
¶Prin. An Otter
sir
Iohn, why an Otter?
¶Falst. Why?
shees neither fi
sh nor fle
sh, a man knowes not
¶Host. Thou art an vniu
st man in
saying
so, thou or anie man
¶knowes where to haue me, thou knaue thou.
¶Prin. Thou
sai
st true ho
ste
sse, and hee
slaunders thee mo
st
2140Host. So hee doth you my Lord, and
saide this other day you