Henry IV, Part 1 (Folio 1 1623)
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The First Part of King Henry the Fourth.
980they cry hem, and bid you play it off. To conclude, I am
¶so good a proficient in one quarter of an houre, that I can
¶drinke with any Tinker in his owne Language during my
985ten which name of Ned, I giue thee this peniworth of Su-
¶gar, clapt euen now into my hand by an vnder Skinker,
990Halfe Moone, or so. But Ned, to driue away time till Fal-
¶while I question my puny Drawer, to what end hee gaue
¶me the Sugar, and do neuer leaue calling Francis, that his
¶Poines. Francis.
¶Prin. Thou art perfect.
¶Poin. Francis.
¶
Enter Drawer.
¶net, Ralfe.
¶Prince. Come hither Francis.
¶Fran. My Lord.
¶Poin. Francis.
1010to play the coward with thy Indenture, & shew it a faire
¶paire of heeles, and run from it?
¶England, I could finde in my heart.
¶Poin. Francis.
¶Prin. How old art thou, Francis?
¶Poin. Francis.
1020Prin. Nay but harke you Francis, for the Sugar thou
¶gauest me, 'twas a penyworth, was't not?
¶me when thou wilt, and thou shalt haue it.
1025Poin. Francis.
¶Fran. Anon, anon.
¶Prin. Anon Francis? No Francis, but to morrow Fran-
¶cis: or Francis, on thursday: or indeed Francis when thou
¶wilt. But Francis.
1030Fran. My Lord.
¶button, Not-pated, Agat ring, Puke stocking, Caddice
¶garter, Smooth tongue, Spanish pouch.
¶drinke: for looke you Francis, your white Canuas doub-
¶Poin. Francis.
¶
Heere they both call him, the Drawer stands amazed,
¶not knowing which way to go.
¶
Enter Vintner.
1045ling? Looke to the Guests within: My Lord, olde Sir
¶Iohn with halfe a dozen more, are at the doore: shall I let
¶them in?
¶Prin. Let them alone awhile, and then open the doore.
¶Poines.
1050
Enter Poines.
¶the doore, shall we be merry?
¶Poin. As merrie as Crickets my Lad. But harke yee,
1055What cunning match haue you made this iest of the
¶the pupill age of this present twelue a clock at midnight.
1060What's a clocke Francis?
¶then a Parret, and yet the sonne of a Woman. His indu-
1065cell of a reckoning. I am not yet of Percies mind, the Hot-
¶to his wife; Fie vpon this quiet life, I want worke. O my
¶some fourteene, an houre after: a trifle, a trifle. I prethee
¶call in Falstaffe, Ile play Percy, and that damn'd Brawne
¶kard. Call in Ribs, call in Tallow.
1075
Enter Falstaffe.
¶too, marry and Amen. Giue me a cup of Sacke Boy. Ere
1080them too. A plague of all cowards. Giue me a Cup of
¶Sacke, Rogue. Is there no Vertue extant?
¶pittifull hearted Titan that melted at the sweete Tale of
¶the Sunne? If thou didst, then behold that compound.
1085Fal. You Rogue, heere's Lime in this Sacke too: there
¶is nothing but Roguery to be found in Villanous man; yet
¶a Coward is worse then a Cup of Sack with lime. A vil-
¶lanous Coward, go thy wayes old Iacke, die when thou
¶wilt, if manhood, good manhood be not forgot vpon the
1090face of the earth, then am I a shotten Herring: there liues
¶not three good men vnhang'd in England, & one of them
¶is fat, and growes old, God helpe the while, a bad world I
¶Fal. A Kings Sonne? If I do not beate thee out of thy
¶Kingdome with a dagger of Lath, and driue all thy Sub-
¶iects afore thee like a flocke of Wilde-geese, Ile neuer
¶weare haire on my face more. You Prince of Wales?
¶Poines there?
¶Prin. Ye fatch paunch, and yee call mee Coward, Ile
¶stab thee.
¶the Coward: but I would giue a thousand pound I could
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