Henry IV, Part 1 (Folio 1 1623)
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Scæna Secunda.
735
Enter Prince, Poynes, and Peto.
¶Horse, and he frets like a gum'd Veluet.
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Enter Falstaffe.
740Fal. Poines, Poines, and be hang'd Poines.
¶dost thou keepe.
¶Fal. What Poines. Hal?
745him.
¶where. If I trauell but foure foot by the squire further a
¶foote, I shall breake my winde. Well, I doubt not but
750to dye a faire death for all this, if I scape hanging for kil-
¶ling that Rogue, I haue forsworne his company hourely
¶any time this two and twenty yeare, & yet I am bewitcht
¶with the Rogues company. If the Rascall haue not giuen
¶me medicines to make me loue him, Ile behang'd; it could
755not be else: I haue drunke Medicines. Poines, Hal, a
¶Plague vpon you both. Bardolph, Peto: Ile starue ere I
¶rob a foote further. And 'twere not as good a deede as to
¶drinke, to turne True-man, and to leaue these Rogues, I
¶am the veriest Varlet that euer chewed with a Tooth.
760Eight yards of vneuen ground, is threescore & ten miles
¶afoot with me: and the stony-hearted Villaines knowe it
¶well enough. A plague vpon't, when Theeues cannot be
¶true one to another.
They Whistle. _
¶Whew: a plague light vpon you all. Giue my Horse you
765Rogues: giue me my Horse, and be hang'd.
¶Prin. Peace ye fat guttes, lye downe, lay thine eare
¶Trauellers.
¶Fal. Haue you any Leauers to lift me vp again being
¶for all the coine in thy Fathers Exchequer. What a plague
¶meane ye to colt me thus?
775good Kings sonne.
¶Garters: If I be tane, Ile peach for this: and I haue not
¶Ballads made on all, and sung to filthy tunes, let a Cup of
¶too, I hate it.
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Enter Gads-hill.
¶Gad. Stand.
785Poin. O 'tis our Setter, I know his voyce:
¶Bardolfe, what newes?
¶mony of the Kings comming downe the hill, 'tis going
¶to the Kings Exchequer.
790Fal. You lie you rogue, 'tis going to the Kings Tauern.
¶Gad. There's enough to make vs all.
¶Fal. To be hang'd.
¶Ned and I, will walke lower; if they scape from your en-
795counter, then they light on vs.
¶Peto. But how many be of them?
¶Gad. Some eight or ten.
¶Fal. Will they not rob vs?
¶Prin. What, a Coward Sir Iohn Paunch?
800Fal. Indeed I am not Iohn of Gaunt your Grandfather;
¶but yet no Coward, Hal.
¶Prin. Wee'l leaue that to the proofe.
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Enter Trauellers.
¶downe the hill: Wee'l walke a-foot a while, and ease our
¶Legges.
815Theeues. Stay.
¶Fal. Strike down with them, cut the villains throats;
¶a whorson Caterpillars: Bacon-fed Knaues, they hate vs
¶youth; downe with them, fleece them.
820Tra. O, we are vndone, both we and ours for euer.
¶Fal. Hang ye gorbellied knaues, are you vndone? No
¶ye Fat Chuffes, I would your store were heere. On Ba-
¶cons, on, what ye knaues? Yong men must liue, you are
¶Grand Iurers, are ye? Wee'l iure ye ifaith.
825
Heere they rob them, and binde them. Enter the
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Prince and Poines.
¶Prin. The Theeues haue bound the True-men: Now
¶could thou and I rob the Theeues, and go merily to Lon-
¶don, it would be argument for a Weeke, Laughter for a
830Moneth, and a good iest for euer.
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Enter Theeues againe.
¶before day: and the Prince and Poynes bee not two ar-
835rand Cowards, there's no equity stirring. There's no moe
¶valour in that Poynes, than in a wilde Ducke.
¶Prin. Your money.
¶Poin. Villaines.
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As they are sharing, the Prince and Poynes set vpon them.
840_They all run away, leauing the booty behind them.
¶ly, that they dare not meet each other: each takes his fel-
845death, and Lards the leane earth as he walkes along: wer't
¶not for laughing, I should pitty him.
¶Poin. How the Rogue roar'd.
Exeunt._
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Scœna Tertia.
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Enter Hotspurre solus, reading a Letter.
850
But for mine owne part, my Lord, I could bee well contented to
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