Henry IV, Part 1 (Folio 1 1623)
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The First Part of King Henry the Fourth.
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¶Vpon the parting of your Wiues and you.
¶Hotsp. Me thinks my Moity, North from Burton here,
1625In quantitie equals not one of yours:
¶See, how this Riuer comes me cranking in,
¶And cuts me from the best of all my Land,
¶A huge halfe Moone, a monstrous Cantle out.
¶Ile haue the Currant in this place damn'd vp,
¶In a new Channell, faire and euenly:
¶To rob me of so rich a Bottome here.
¶And runnes me vp, with like aduantage on the other side,
¶Gelding the opposed Continent as much,
¶As on the other side it takes from you.
¶Worc. Yea, but a little Charge will trench him here,
1640And on this North side winne this Cape of Land,
¶And then he runnes straight and euen.
¶Glend. Ile not haue it alter'd.
¶Hotsp. Will not you?
¶Glend. Why, that will I.
¶Welsh.
¶For I was trayn'd vp in the English Court;
¶Where, being but young, I framed to the Harpe
¶Many an English Dittie, louely well,
¶And gaue the Tongue a helpefull Ornament;
1655A Vertue that was neuer seene in you.
¶Hotsp. Marry, and I am glad of it with all my heart,
¶I had rather be a Kitten, and cry mew,
¶I had rather heare a Brazen Candlestick turn'd,
1660Or a dry Wheele grate on the Axle-tree,
¶And that would set my teeth nothing an edge,
¶Nothing so much, as mincing Poetrie;
¶'Tis like the forc't gate of a shuffling Nagge.
¶To any well-deseruing friend;
¶But in the way of Bargaine, marke ye me,
¶Ile cauill on the ninth part of a hayre.
¶Are the Indentures drawne? shall we be gone?
¶You may away by Night:
¶Ile haste the Writer; and withall,
¶Breake with your Wiues, of your departure hence:
¶I am afraid my Daughter will runne madde,
1675So much she doteth on her Mortimer.
Exit. _
¶Mort. Fie, Cousin Percy, how you crosse my Fa-
¶ther.
¶Hotsp. I cannot chuse: sometime he angers me,
¶With telling me of the Moldwarpe and the Ant,
1680Of the Dreamer Merlin, and his Prophecies;
¶A clip-wing'd Griffin, and a moulten Rauen,
¶A couching Lyon, and a ramping Cat,
¶And such a deale of skimble-skamble Stuffe,
1685As puts me from my Faith. I tell you what,
¶In reckning vp the seuerall Deuils Names,
¶That were his Lacqueyes:
¶I cry'd hum, and well, goe too,
1690But mark'd him not a word. O, he is as tedious
¶As a tyred Horse, a rayling Wife,
¶With Cheese and Garlick in a Windmill farre,
¶Then feede on Cates, and haue him talke to me,
¶Mort. In faith he was a worthy Gentleman,
¶Exceeding well read, and profited,
¶In strange Concealements:
¶Valiant as a Lyon, and wondrous affable,
1700And as bountifull, as Mynes of India.
¶Shall I tell you, Cousin,
¶He holds your temper in a high respect,
1705I warrant you, that man is not aliue,
¶Might so haue tempted him, as you haue done,
¶Without the taste of danger, and reproofe:
¶But doe not vse it oft, let me entreat you.
¶Worc. In faith, my Lord, you are too wilfull blame,
1710And since your comming hither, haue done enough,
¶To put him quite besides his patience.
¶You must needes learne, Lord, to amend this fault:
¶And that's the dearest grace it renders you;
¶Defect of Manners, want of Gouernment,
¶The least of which, haunting a Nobleman,
1720Vpon the beautie of all parts besides,
¶Beguiling them of commendation.
¶Good-manners be your speede;
¶Heere come your Wiues, and let vs take our leaue.
1725
Enter Glendower, with the Ladies.
¶Shee'le be a Souldier too, shee'le to the Warres.
¶Shall follow in your Conduct speedily.
¶
Glendower speakes to her in Welsh, and she an-
¶
sweres him in the same.
Glend. Shee is desperate heere:
¶
The Lady speakes in Welsh.
Mort. I vnderstand thy Lookes: that pretty Welsh
1740I am too perfect in: and but for shame,
¶
The Lady againe in Welsh.
Mort. I vnderstand thy Kisses, and thou mine,
¶And that's a feeling disputation:
1745But I will neuer be a Truant, Loue,
¶Till I haue learn'd thy Language: for thy tongue
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