Henry IV, Part 1 (Folio 1 1623)
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The First Part of King Henry the Fourth.
¶thou to me?
¶Hostesse. Marry, my Lord, there is a Noble man of the
1245comes from your Father.
¶Prin. Giue him as much as will make him a Royall
¶man, and send him backe againe to my Mother.
¶Falst. What manner of man is hee?
¶Hostesse. An old man.
1250Falst. What doth Grauitie out of his Bed at Midnight?
¶Shall I giue him his answere?
¶Prin. Prethee doe Iacke.
1255Peto, so did you Bardol: you are Lyons too, you ranne
¶away vpon instinct: you will not touch the true Prince;
¶no, fie.
1260Sword so hackt?
¶would sweare truth out of England, but hee would make
¶you beleeue it was done in fight, and perswaded vs to doe
¶the like.
¶to make them bleed, and then to beslubber our garments
¶with it, and sweare it was the blood of true men. I did
¶his monstrous deuices.
¶teene yeeres agoe, and wert taken with the manner, and
¶behold these Exhalations?
¶Prin. I doe
¶Bard. What thinke you they portend?
1280Bard. Choler, my Lord, if rightly taken.
¶Prin. No, if rightly taken, Halter.
¶
Enter Falstaffe.
¶Heere comes leane Iacke, heere comes bare-bone. How
¶Falst. My owne Knee? When I was about thy yeeres
¶( Hal) I was not an Eagles Talent in the Waste, I could
¶haue crept into any Aldermans Thumbe-Ring: a plague
¶of sighing and griefe, it blowes a man vp like a Bladder.
1290There's villanous Newes abroad; heere was Sir Iohn
¶Braby from your Father; you must goe to the Court in
¶the Morning. The same mad fellow of the North, Percy;
¶and hee of Wales, that gaue Amamon the Bastinado,
¶and made Lucifer Cuckold, and swore the Deuill his true
¶plague call you him?
¶Poin. O, Glendower.
¶Mortimer, and old Northumberland, and the sprightly
1300Scot of Scots, Dowglas, that runnes a Horse-backe vp a
¶Hill perpendicular.
¶kills a Sparrow flying.
¶Falst. You haue hit it.
1305Prin. So did he neuer the Sparrow.
¶hee will not runne.
¶so for running?
¶not budge a foot.
¶and one Mordake, and a thousand blew-Cappes more.
¶turn'd white with the Newes; you may buy Land now
¶as cheape as stinking Mackrell.
¶Prin. Then 'tis like, if there come a hot Sunne, and this
¶ciuill buffetting hold, wee shall buy Maiden-heads as
1320they buy Hob-nayles, by the Hundreds.
¶shall haue good trading that way. But tell me Hal, art
¶not thou horrible afear'd? thou being Heire apparant,
¶could the World picke thee out three such Enemyes a-
1325gaine, as that Fiend Dowglas, that Spirit Percy, and that
¶Deuill Glendower? Art not thou horrible afraid? Doth
¶not thy blood thrill at it?
¶Falst. Well, thou wilt be horrible chidde to morrow,
1330when thou commest to thy Father: if thou doe loue me,
¶vpon the particulars of my Life.
1335State, this Dagger my Scepter, and this Cushion my
¶Crowne.
¶Prin. Thy State is taken for a Ioyn'd-Stoole, thy Gol-
¶den Scepter for a Leaden Dagger, and thy precious rich
¶Crowne, for a pittifull bald Crowne.
1340Falst. Well, and the fire of Grace be not quite out of
¶thee, now shalt thou be moued. Giue me a Cup of Sacke
¶to make mine eyes looke redde, that it may be thought I
¶in King Cambyses vaine.
1345Prin. Well, heere is my Legge.
¶are vaine.
1350Hostesse. O the Father, how hee holdes his counte-
¶nance?
¶For teares doe stop the floud-gates of her eyes.
1355Players, as euer I see.
¶Falst. Peace good Pint-pot, peace good Tickle-braine.
¶time; but also, how thou art accompanied: For though
¶the Camomile, the more it is troden, the faster it growes;
¶Thou art my Sonne: I haue partly thy Mothers Word,
¶partly my Opinion; but chiefely, a villanous tricke of
¶thine Eye, and a foolish hanging of thy nether Lippe, that
¶doth warrant me. If then thou be Sonne to mee, heere
1365lyeth the point: why, being Sonne to me, art thou so
¶Micher, and eate Black-berryes? a question not to bee
¶askt. Shall the Sonne of England proue a Theefe, and
1370Harry, which thou hast often heard of, and it is knowne to
many
